STAHP TEMPTING ME.

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 06/03/2014 at 17:20 • Filed to: THE TEMPTS

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SO EMPTY. SO MUCH HOONAGE POTENTIAL. SO MUCH PHOTO EDITOR.

I also saw an identical twin of my car today. Same everything. I'm weirded out.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680 06/03/2014 at 17:20

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DO IT.

Moves-Like-Senna > jkm7680 06/03/2014 at 17:34

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I see you've realized I've been following you... in the exact same... identical... car...

Plan B: Get a Prius

ddavidn > jkm7680 06/03/2014 at 17:40

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One time I came back to the parking garage I park in (to take the bus to work) at about 10:30pm. I worked a super long day. Walked up all the ramps to my car, noticed the whole entire garage was empty. Fired up my car, made a great sound. Backed out of my spot, revved a bit, and thought about drifting around both wide corners down the garage. Very tempting. In the end, I decided I was too boring to try that sort of hooning, and I was tired. So I just drove down the ramps at 15mph like a good boy. Right past the cop in the charger who had entered the garage just after me and was sitting at the bottom of the ramp.

And that's why I'm a boring person.

jkm7680 > ddavidn 06/03/2014 at 17:42

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Haha, Well this is probably a cop right here. It's probably the Anti-Hoon Police.

ddavidn > jkm7680 06/03/2014 at 17:49

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Not at all, because if I can see properly, he's parked like a normal person.

jkm7680 > ddavidn 06/03/2014 at 18:14

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Haha, They usually park sideways. Or at some horrid angle.

ddavidn > jkm7680 06/03/2014 at 18:18

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Precisely. I make a couple common cop jokes. About parking silly and eating doughnuts. I am entitled to do this because I have, on a couple occasions, literally seen four cop cars taking up eight parking spots at a doughnut shop. I had to park next door.